So my wife, son and I have been very anxiously looking forward to getting the new Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows book. I ordered my books (3 of them) on June 25th wanting to make sure my whole family had the book on day one.
On July 10th Amazon sent me an email stating that:
“we are going to make sure you receive your copy(s) on the day of release, July 21, 2007, guaranteed, at no additional charge to you!”.
However after not getting my book today and realizing that UPS (their normal carrier) is closed on weekends, I went back and re-read the e-mail. It has a link buried in that email to this web-page , which states:
“Although a signature is not required, we cannot guarantee whether our carrier will leave a package at the delivery address if no one is available to accept it. (Important: See restrictions below.) Therefore, we recommend that someone be available to accept the delivery on Saturday. If the package is not delivered on July 21, your mail carrier should leave a note for you explaining your options for re-delivery or picking up the package at your local Post Office. “
Apparently Amazon used the Confundus Charm in order to to make their customer believe what they wanted them to. Crucio Amazon, crucio is all I can say. You have also evoked the Immobulus spell to keep me home all day until 7PM so I can enjoy a purchase which should have been pleasant.
Perhaps an Incendio charm on my part to my Amazon account will take care of the problem. I do have all day to practice it. Yeah I know, partly my fault for not reading the details. But I’m still getting my wand out.
Update: Finally after a long wait the books got here at 5:26 pm (PST). Thanks for all the great comments and letting me vent a bit . I suppose a Finite Incantatem is in order at this point.
